It’s tough being Mr. T. You got to act tough all the time. Wear the chains. Yell at a dude bro. Drive in a tank. Throw a snickers at some wimp. It wears down on a person. Noone asks if Mr. T wants a snickers. He can only distribute. Sure he could go into the stash he has in the tank but that’s just not right; that box of snickers are exclusively for wimps who need more nuts. It’s like admitting defeat! So he drives and he drives and the sun comes down and the moon has come and long ago somebody has left with the cup and– Wait, now I’m just quoting “The Distance” by Cake, aren’t I?
…. HE’S GOING THE DISTANCE. HE’S GOING FOR SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s measuring curling lanes by tank treads. John Hurst is your co-host and you got to use him for the whole hour regardless, sorry.
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