S9:E15 – I Dream of Jeannie Opening

I Dream Of Jeannie was a show that meant, for us, that it was time to stop watching shows. It was late night syndication TV and that meant the cartoons were over. They try to tempt you in with colorful cartoon intros but then it goes to real life people? Lame? 2D is all need! Love plots from the 60s and anime from the 80s! It’s all goes into the same brain! My brain! Anyway, enough of that nonsense.. It’s time to watch my Urusei Yatsura stories.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s not telling his parents about Detention until it has a time capsule amount of time away from the incidents! Mr. Johnnnnnnn is your co-host and he also might be dispensing sagely advice as your janitor but not as your math teacher.

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S9:E14 – Hardcastle and McCormick Opening

Hey, it’s Hardcastle! AND McCormick?! In one package?! Sign me up! I usually have to go without one or the other because of Hardcastle and McCormick price gouging so having both in one package is a winner for me! Are they cops? Friends? Buddy cop friends? I don’t think so! One’s a judge according to Wikipedia! Steven can fill you in on the rest of the details. Be sure to thank Steven! He refuses to let his Google Digital Self make new episodes of Hardcastle and/or McCormick because he knows he would no longer be in control! He fights for the human race in his own way! Praise Steven!

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s renaming all the major productivity suite software. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s a little more correct on the population of Missouri than John is.

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S9:E13 – Pizzazz Pizza Cooker Commercial

Imagine you’re a frozen pizza. You’re almost there already so this should be easy. It’s pretty great. You chill in a freezer, you preserve yourself and hey you may even be pretty tasty in a pinch! But what if you could rotate for everyone to see? You could be the star of the party! Or the bachelor pad! Or the bachelor in the bachelor pad! Get heated on with the Pizzazz Pizza Cooker! Ignore the stains from what seems to be non-pizza foodstuffs. And hair. And maybe toothpaste? You look at your bachelor’s teeth. You’re not sure if he can consume solid foods. You’re a solid food. You worry. His name is Jarron. He doesn’t own a lamp.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s in charge of the timeclocks that don’t do anything cool physically! John Hurst is your co-host and he’s got a cake to frost later on.

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S9:E12 – Once upon a time… Life – Opening Theme

The magic of life should not be taken for granted, France! You know that just as much as the rest of us! You are born of this earth, live off its riches and die in its dirt just like the rest of us. So why are you giving the false hope of magic hugs that make you become the sun? I always wanted to be to a Sun! A vicious ball of heat and gas and plasma that shines on everyone whether they want it or not (They can live in the habitable zone, I guess.) But no! I can’t be a sun! I can only shine a bright light on someone’s day by my kind words and demeanor! That’s not enough! I want to burn for a million degrees until I burn out and expand and consume the galaxy! Damn you, french animation short! Damn you and your false hope!

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s unaware of the badass thing he is doing while outside. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s the reason the hornets are so angry, not the basketball!

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S9:E11 – Devil Sticks Commercial

Harvey Freeman had a vision. Well maybe not a vision; it was a meeting. It was at a crossroads. The dusty kind. The kind where the Devil hangs out. Harvey Freeman needed a winning idea and the Devil was the person to give it to him. Whatever he was given, he knew he could change the world. Harvey trusted in himself (and the devil) that much. However, even he wasn’t quite sure what to do with the Devil Sticks. He had to practice them for way too long for one. Everyone thought he was just messing around in the park. No. No he was not. He was nose deep into Stick Business and he was about to graduate with a S.D. (Stick Degree) and Devilnometry. Then, and only then, could he face off against his final boss; The Patent Office. The paperwork would bring him down, but the Harvey Freeman name would remain on high.

They’re kind of fun, too.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s not going on The Curse of Oak Island anytime soon. John Hurst is your co-host and he should have guessed a higher number.

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