Your video rental store is in dire help and the only people that can help are the cast and crew of the Half Baked film from 1998! Your free popcorn isn’t bringing in the peeps anymore! Hollywood Blockbusters are bustin’ out big time! Only the smooth talk of a screener tape promising you a good ROI on a weed comedy film can save YOUR day. Just pay us $10k a day to rent it and it can be yours. Well, temporarily. For a day, max. But we need it back. We’re running a business here!

John Hurst is your host this week and he is pretty sure the ghosts are bored now. Aaron Littleton is your co-host this week and he’s got all the Etsy Witch Wards on his podcast studio.

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Scream if you know what Dr. Enuf is! Scream if you don’t! Scream if you are living in the horrors of a modern society! Let’s all watch videos made in the year 2003 and uploaded 12 years later! Let’s have fun in the society and be excited by Star Trek sounds again! Just don’t mind the magic genie that looks like you. And don’t wish for a Holodeck in the back of your car. Muddy feet.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s checking his sources in Northeast Tennessee for more info. John Hurst is your co-host and he thinks he would, frankly, be an embarrassing guest to have on Hot Ones.

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Centaur dudes are just going to be centaur dudes. You can’t stop them! They are all legs and arms and head and they’re going to one-shot that fuckin’ vulture in the face and they know they rule for doing so. Centaur Dude (Centy to his friends) plays Call of Duty! He knows how to noscope a n00b! He knows the way to impress a Centaur Lady and her Centaur Immediate Family and he’s pulling out all the stops! It’s just that damned Centaur Baby who steals the scene. He’s going to have to think fast if he wants to keep their Centaur Favor.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s starting to be suspicious if “ohana” really means family. Aaron Littleton is your (certified) co-host and he’s wise to think that maybe we don’t want to show the extraterrestrial aliens human art if they’re already willing to help us.

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It’s a Pickle Surprise! The Pickle Wizard of 1989 had to go to great lengths to get this made. You don’t make this level of powerfulness without a life on the line. His life. And he put it there for your sake. Thank the Pickle Wizard everyday, children. May you eventually find the pickle and may you be surprised by it, gentle human.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is activating his second brain for this. John Hurst is your co-host this week and he keep ordering from the back of the wrong magazines.

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Look, Frutiger Aero is back in everywhere! It looks like how want to feel, first of all! Sure, we don’t exactly want to go back to Windows ME and experience the pain points of early multimedia hell but the feel! The feel! We want to vibe back in it! And it tastes great too! You should put it into a smoothie and sip on it after a workout! Don’t worry about the microplastics! Not yet, anyway!

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s setting up a conflict that will make us the prime suspects in an incident. Aaron Littleton is your co-host this week and the CD of Windows ME HD doesn’t even crack the top five of things devoured.

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