We don’t have time for jingles anymore! No time for sweeping stories or marketing tie-ins with VHS releases or anything in between. The Taco Bell bong is all that we have left from a fleeting nostagic era and honestly we’re probably better off in the end. It’s a great bong noise! You know it means tacos! That’s just culture and class there! No, we can’t sing our praises to Armor Hot Dogs anymore, but we certainly can hear the influencer go on and on about meets for a partnered sponsor quest with Raid Shadow Legends and MEAT. Maybe they should have a Greek yogurt and ranch. Dip your favorite dipper in it. Dip your face into it. Let it become you. Indiana Jones can’t save you anymore. The yogurt is your hero now.

Also, we’re back. How do I write one of these synopsis posts again?

John Hurst is your host this week and is not picking a side in the great salad dressing debate and enjoying his salad instead. Aaron Littleton is your co-host this week and he is a terrarium of expired yogurt and ranch (But still delicious?!)

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Hey everyone! Let’s ride the bonegrinder! We’ll grind our bones and regret signing pain waivers! Let’s get third degree burns on the steam powered thingy we are definitely too close to! But we did surf for 2 seconds! It was totally rad!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s going to work in the Australian Oreo-O’s Factory. He is NOT into the Bonegrinder. John Hurst is your co-host and he is ready to eat a video food from the video internet. He is KIND OF into the Bonegrinder.

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Your video rental store is in dire help and the only people that can help are the cast and crew of the Half Baked film from 1998! Your free popcorn isn’t bringing in the peeps anymore! Hollywood Blockbusters are bustin’ out big time! Only the smooth talk of a screener tape promising you a good ROI on a weed comedy film can save YOUR day. Just pay us $10k a day to rent it and it can be yours. Well, temporarily. For a day, max. But we need it back. We’re running a business here!

John Hurst is your host this week and he is pretty sure the ghosts are bored now. Aaron Littleton is your co-host this week and he’s got all the Etsy Witch Wards on his podcast studio.

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Scream if you know what Dr. Enuf is! Scream if you don’t! Scream if you are living in the horrors of a modern society! Let’s all watch videos made in the year 2003 and uploaded 12 years later! Let’s have fun in the society and be excited by Star Trek sounds again! Just don’t mind the magic genie that looks like you. And don’t wish for a Holodeck in the back of your car. Muddy feet.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s checking his sources in Northeast Tennessee for more info. John Hurst is your co-host and he thinks he would, frankly, be an embarrassing guest to have on Hot Ones.

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Centaur dudes are just going to be centaur dudes. You can’t stop them! They are all legs and arms and head and they’re going to one-shot that fuckin’ vulture in the face and they know they rule for doing so. Centaur Dude (Centy to his friends) plays Call of Duty! He knows how to noscope a n00b! He knows the way to impress a Centaur Lady and her Centaur Immediate Family and he’s pulling out all the stops! It’s just that damned Centaur Baby who steals the scene. He’s going to have to think fast if he wants to keep their Centaur Favor.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s starting to be suspicious if “ohana” really means family. Aaron Littleton is your (certified) co-host and he’s wise to think that maybe we don’t want to show the extraterrestrial aliens human art if they’re already willing to help us.

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