The Weekly World News! It was the most interesting thing on the checkout counter for the brief time you’re up there! You eyes would briefly look at that instead of the deal on Buy 2, Get 1 Snickers and you would learn a thing or two about absolutely nothing. Then the cashier would get your attention and you would forget all about it. Or so you thought. You’d go home and see a commercial for the thing that is literally in every grocery store in America. You realized you forgot your copy. The nothings you learn come back. Bigfoot won a sixth super bowl and met a Met. It won’t escape your brain. You can’t go to sleep at night. Bat Boy may be watching. Bat Boy *is* watching. You’ll find that out next issue!
Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s ready to make the t-shirt grift of a lifetime. John Hurst is YOUR co-host and he has some pleasant affirming sounds for you.
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