Is the Monterrey Jack Quesadilla date a first-rate date idea? Taco Bell sure thought so! Just as the goop from the bottom of the bag is scooped up into your mouth orifice, you may also experience the joy of a slightly spicy delight of Monterrey Jack cheese with your date on your low-rent sofa meant to fall apart after a dozen uses or so. Perhaps your even watching a music video the couch was in as your sitting on the couching consuming this goop with your date! Who knows! It’s the early 2000s and anything is possible in the fast food world. Your soul patch shines brightly on this day and you’re feeling lucky. Maybe you’re even playing a Smash Mouth song declaring how much of the percentage of the star you feel (Maybe… All of it?) It’s your time, you’re going to have a good time and then this couch is going to fall apart and you’re going to have to call Joey again. Such is life! Let’s get this day started!
Aaron hosts this week and has a scheme and doesn’t even know it! John co-hosts and is looking at things with the word gamer in them out of desperation.
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