The Heinz lawyer stares at you through steepled fingers. His suit is a deep, deep red. His face is indistinguishable and you’ve already forgotten his name. He sits, expectantly but in no hurry. Your eyes drift to the contract on the desk between you. Level 1. You expected as much, but it’s still a disappointment. What choice is there really? You don’t want to end up like Big Marinara.
This week we watched a 1997 commercial for McDonald’s Kiwi Burger. Like from New Zealand!
John Hurst hosts and is disgusted. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and disgusts.
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