Paul Hollywood’s hand extends towards yours. A plate of perfect macaroons, or are those macarons, sits between you. Time moves in slow motion. Rain dabbles on the tent. A honeybee’s wings, perched on an immaculate flower, move so slowly you can see them. Is this heaven, you wonder. You sweat. Why is his hand still moving so slowly? Why can’t you shake the feeling this whole thing is going to fall apart? Mary Berry winks, knowingly. Welcome to Bake Off. This is forever.
This week, we watched the opening of The Great British Bake Off on loop. Prove yourself by joining us.
Aaron Littleton hosts and eats gummies. John Hurst co-hosts and worries.
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