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The Video Death Loop hosts (Aaron Littleton and John Hurst) are in a conundrum! John yet again bought a sandwich that is Too Large to fit the in refridgerator! Hijinks ensue. If they can’t fit it in the fridge, it’s going to get moldy and smell! And the landlord has got an extra-sensory nose recipticle that is state of the art and Definitely Not From a Robot ™ All the knives are dull and will not cut! Whatever will our heroes do? Quick, watch this video explaining a TikTok video that a robot definitely did not make. It contains 0% footage of the TikTok video, just like how there are definitely 0 robots in this room and/or city!

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s got to hide this giant scorpion in his apartment fast. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s nodding approvingly(?) at a computer.

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The party is going well. The music is banging. The people are awesome. And you got some good movies playing in the background. The kind that are good to have in the background and you don’t have to pay attention to. But the movie is over and the punch bowl needs refilling. You can do replace both easy, but not at the same time. You can refill the punch bowl, but you risk the screensaver kicking in on your DVD player and then everyone might venture off onto the dusty trail for the evening, leaving you a mess to clean up before bed. Or you can change out the DVD and leave the punch unpunched for a little longer, which your parched and perhaps drunkenly parched friends may rib you a bit to fill it up. Noone wants a ribbing. That’s never good. You have a choice to made. You better hurry. The settings default to five minutes. Go.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he tried the blue (not Star Wars) milk! John Hurst is your co-host and and he’s got more followers than the blue milk makers so TAKE THAT.

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It is the Nineties and it’s time for Flipper! But not the Elijah Wood/Paul Hogan feature film. No, you’re getting the 1995 television remake for.. Channel? Was it a channel? Was is on TV? We don’t know, but there’s like four seasons, a Tim Allen lookalike, an actual Jessica Alba and one coke-addled dolphin who is living their best life inside one third story dolphin flat. This is their story. It might involve crimes!

It definitely involves crimes. A lot of crimes.

John Hurst is your host this week and he has a strong desire to become soup. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and and he’s real mad we didn’t do a particular pun until the very end!

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Come to Super Van City!!! It’s a Van! And a City! All in one!!!! But it’s tiny too. But the big sort of tiny? The kind of tiny that has a whole block to it, with a potential small (micro) kabab place with the good kababs and the one with the okay kababs too. And if you go to the okay one, it’s alright! It’s not going to ruin your day! You’re at SUPER VAN CITY, you hip micro machine you! A wizard probably runs it! You better hope it’s a wizard anyway. If it’s a sorcerer who runs your Super Van City, there may be some concerns to be had the micro-citizens. Council meeting at the Micro Race Track at 6!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he the absolute perfect Game Genie code for you at the end of this episode, so stick around. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s sneaking into record a podcast with very distinguishing straw hat.

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Don’t you wanta? I’m tempted to end the post there. There’s a few of us (Namely the two of us hosting this podcast you are looking at right now) who have an instant reaction to those words or the saccharine jingle that is somehow melody-less and catchy at the same time. The trend is to call us “Geriatric Millennials” And you’d be right, but haven’t we had enough? We have to sling so much irony and sarcasm at you all this time. I know it’s hard but someone it has to do it and it may as well be the generation that saw the music videos live on Music Television before it became a shirt you wore! This is all our generation is good at! It is our craft! We fine-tuned ‘our generational antikythera sarcasm mechanism at retail jobs, watching boring daytime television when our AOL ran out for the month and sharing our limited but discounted soda with our brethren while listening to juggalo mixtape CD-Rs on our 5-CD Car Changer. Leave us be! We’re the reason you’re listening to podcasts! Now, don’t you want a Fanta or not?!

John Hurst is your host this week and he is rolling up his 2000s-era LARP character. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s coming to the class with the finished workbook!

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