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S10X:E8 – The Centaurs (1921) 

Centaur dudes are just going to be centaur dudes. You can’t stop them! They are all legs and arms and head and they’re going to one-shot that fuckin’ vulture in the face and they know they rule for doing so. Centaur Dude (Centy to his friends) plays Call of Duty! He knows how to noscope a n00b! He knows the way to impress a Centaur Lady and her Centaur Immediate Family and he’s pulling out all the stops! It’s just that damned Centaur Baby who steals the scene. He’s going to have to think fast if he wants to keep their Centaur Favor.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s starting to be suspicious if “ohana” really means family. Aaron Littleton is your (certified) co-host and he’s wise to think that maybe we don’t want to show the extraterrestrial aliens human art if they’re already willing to help us.

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S10X:E7 – Pickle Surprise (1989)

It’s a Pickle Surprise! The Pickle Wizard of 1989 had to go to great lengths to get this made. You don’t make this level of powerfulness without a life on the line. His life. And he put it there for your sake. Thank the Pickle Wizard everyday, children. May you eventually find the pickle and may you be surprised by it, gentle human.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is activating his second brain for this. John Hurst is your co-host this week and he keep ordering from the back of the wrong magazines.

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S10X:E6 – Windows ME Commercial

Look, Frutiger Aero is back in everywhere! It looks like how want to feel, first of all! Sure, we don’t exactly want to go back to Windows ME and experience the pain points of early multimedia hell but the feel! The feel! We want to vibe back in it! And it tastes great too! You should put it into a smoothie and sip on it after a workout! Don’t worry about the microplastics! Not yet, anyway!

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s setting up a conflict that will make us the prime suspects in an incident. Aaron Littleton is your co-host this week and the CD of Windows ME HD doesn’t even crack the top five of things devoured.

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S10X:E5 – Industrial Floor Scrubber Sweeper Xiao Qiang

No matter your age, I think we all can agree we can appreciate a good piece of large industrial equipment. For one, it’s big. That’s neat! Second, it moves around. Also great! And it cleans?! Well, as a now adult I love that too! You can spray mist in it for some reason too, just in case you need to turn the night into a Silent Hill scenario. Get a little fog going. Create an atmosphere. Just one 50% coupon and we’ll be set for LIFE. All we need now is a case of Dr. Pepper for the bees we’re going to get.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s establishing the Yeah No Yeah Precedent officially. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s unsupervised in the State Fair Tank!

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S10X:E4 – Extreme Makeover Home Edition – Miller Home Explosion

Sometimes you just need to explode a house. If you’re a reality show, that time is eventually going to come. You get a big enough budget and some of that is going to end up being dynamite. The comical kind. The Acme kind. And you’re going to have to store that somewhere, right? Might as well be in the house you’re tring to makeover for the show! Now let me just set up this camera for the family real quick and take a quick break on this plunger box for a bit. It’s okay! We got way more dynamite to go through! We can explode more houses soon too! For the ratings science, of course!

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s definitely Patient Zero for something the Survey Call is not saying . Aaron Littleton is your co-host this week and he’s pretty sure we know how to get rid of ghosts now.

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