John Hurst

In the late 80s, cereal ideas were already pretty dire, but that doesn’t mean anything if you have a dino pun ready to go! As soon as you make a dino pun, your marketing idea instantly jumps up in potential profits 800%, no matter how much sawdust and glue you use in the final product. It just make sense. Put dinos in anything! Kids will love them. Hell, I bet if we put them into a podcast episode, people will gobble it up! Maybe a podcast episode like this one, where we watch the Dinersaurs Cereal Commerical on loop! It sells itself! Get our brand lawyer on the phone! We got a new plan!

John Hurst is your host this week and he is only eating the cereal part of the complete breakfast. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and he’s choosing the red crayon for the Allosaurus.

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Alexander Hamilton (Not pictured) is on a lot of people’s minds this week! That’s weird. Maybe something came out and people are into it but it definitely hasn’t hit our radars! The only way we know about the man who would become a Founding Father would be through this  “Got Milk?” commercial that played all over Cable Television in the early 90s. Maybe people are really into milk again? It’s good stuff! Goes great when you’re sitting in an escape room/warehouse by yourself making hefty peanut butter sandwiches. How does one slice of bread hold so much peanut butter?! That’s because it’s the good bread. Come dine with us.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s double layering this peanut butter all over this bread. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s eagerly awaiting his awesome future gift from Ben Franklin.

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When you’re at the Sizzler, everyone is equal. It’s like socialism but with what more shrimp and sundaes. It’s a quiet revolution sweeping the nation but maybe it could be sweeping through Time as well?! Only Sizzler and the Epsilon Project Protocol know for certain! Come be a part of our family in any time! Any time.

John Hurst hosts and he is toting in the A/V Cart for the classroom. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and is inquiring about the bottomless wine cup.

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We were kind of obsessed with giving kids things that could be used as weapons in a pinch! Baseball bats? Great, you’re already there! Scooter? Hey, you can twist that thing around and do a sick kickflip on someone’s face! A Yo-yo? I played Startropics, I know those things can do damage! And the Skip it? Well, that’s a flail on a leg! And a counter! To show how many people your flailed! It’s high score time in recess and now you’re in the principal’s office for medieval weaponry!

Anyway, we watch the commercial for one on loop  and realize that it’s probably in time for a revitalization via a TV movie and/or franchise. Find out more inside your ears!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is confident that he is your host this week! John Hurst is your co-host and he is expanding the Rush Hour Cinematic Universe despite everyone’s protests.

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Gull wing doors! They go up and down, not to the side! It’s the future! And also, I think it was in some movie in the 80s. It’s the DeLorean and it’s at your local CostCo! How did it get there? Why is it matte black instead of the normal stainless steel aluminum design? Who is the guy beside it in the geek shirt and poorly fitted overshirt combo, smiling with an devilish, trickster smirk? It’s the lynchpin of history and it’s on Video Death Loop this week!

John Hurst is your host and he’s burning two podcasts to a CD-R. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he has a car fact sheet for you.

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Write to us at questions@videodeathloop.com! Also, the official theme of the podcast is now available for download on bandcamp! Come hear almost a minute long version of it with lyrics and everything!