John Hurst

It’s Topps day. Your co-worker is getting the latest uncut set of Topps Football 1989 Cards for the last season. Everyone is excited to find their team’s players name and look at the stats on the back of their known players on the team. Nothing else can be revealed, for if it is, you were dispatched on the spot and you will never be found. But you’re just happy to know how many Running Yards Barry Sanders got in his prime. But it wasn’t enough. You’re the loser. Your co-workers laugh. They all laugh. And you know the retribution is soon. The Football Czar hands your this 1-900 number. At 2 dollars a minute, you will cry. Oh how you will cry.

John Hurst hosts this week and he’s making sure you all follow the new Podcast Calendar rules. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and really feels for the people in this commercial.

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Barney! Would you get a load of this? I’m trying to invent a new form of food to help us wake up and start the day! You know how I invented day and night cycles, right? Yeah, Barnes, you know it! Well, I put a bunch of salt, rice and sugar together with a bunch of weird colors I found and made something called a cereal? It’s delicious! And it makes you want more! Anyway, after you finish “breakfast” (I invented that too the other day, Barnes) come on out to the backyard and I’ll show you my latest project: cigarettes. It’s great! You’re never gonna wanna stop!

Aaron Littleton hosts this festive episode of Video Death Loop and wants to go visit the really weird planets on Star Trek. John Hurst co-hosts and he’s about to sign up for a Vitamin Credit Card.

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Hey guys, it’s Uno! The game you play with people you barely know and only want to know slightly more about them by the end! Do they draw more cards? Can you make them skip their turn? Whatever! It’s Uno! Noone remembers who even won by the end! Yeah, we’ll have it done by next week! See ya!

… They gone? Good. Okay, now that we got the game greenlit, it’s time for to make our dream anime visual novel scenario happen. But it’s gotta have Uno involved just enough or they’re going to start raising questions. Work with me here, I got an idea. We need some horses.

A lot of horses.

John Hurst hosts this week and he’s renting of Volume 2 of an Anime VHS because they don’t have Volume 1.. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and he needs one of those old timey levers to make sure the box works.

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Enter into the dojo of one Chop Chop Master Onion. He’s an onion. Not a wild onion that you may find in your yard or that John cannot find for the life of him, but a real onion. The type you’d put on your pizza or a calzon and sell as a promotional pizza from a big pizza chain. He has it all. He’s got tiny onion disciples. He’s got a dog who wants to be a rapper and also wants to impress a flower he likes. He’s got immortality and a vengeful spirit. Everyone wants to be friends with Chop Chop Master Onion because the opposite may lead towards your untimely demise. Just ask the Deer on the wall. Oh, you can’t. This is the first level, but it also may be your last. Now, kick, Parappa! Kick as if your life depends on it!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s mixing up video game lore with real lore! John Hurst is your co-host and he’s opening the latest CafePress budget saving scheme for the 2020s.

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This trash just keeps piling up!! What’s a person with an open top convertible to do other than just throw it on the side of the road and give the middle finger to the climate as a whole? That’s just what this Tennessee Trash PSA does and it does it with the most battle damaged car this side of the psychobilly concert! Come see the ad that was played well into the late 80s on television sets all across Tennessee and see who it marks as the enemy (Spoiler: THE ENEMY IS YOU. )

John Hurst is your host and has upgraded the amount of chicken nuggets he orders. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is looking to get rid of a mattress stat.

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