John Hurst

Sure, you can be edgy, but what happens when you add bullets to the edge? Faster edges. Faster than Microsoft Edge. Faster than Final Fantasy IV Edge. Faster than whatever else is Edge-related that I can say. You guffaw at the Gunblade from FF8 but let’s be honest: You’d definitely fire one if someone presented it to you to try out. You might even have fun with it, provided you didn’t lose a digit or eight from the experience. Would you shift off to morning practice against your eternal rival and trade kickass scars though? Eh, maybe not. But maybe yes! Nothing more cool than trading scars. It’s 1999. You got a lot of time and oh so little scars.

Anyway, we watch the FF8 Opening on Loop and realizing college football’s secret true form.

John Hurst is your host this week and he has a milk review! Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is junctioning more haste for a faster quarterback.

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Ducks, man. Ducks love some peas. They love them more than I think I love any actual food as a human, if this video is any proof. We here at Video Death Loop are both in awe and terrfied of the ability of a duck to tear through and muddy up a bowl that once had peas in it even when they seem to be perfefctly clean. Where did the dirt come from? Is it all within! Do they mix it with the peas to make some sort of terrifying chocolate vegetable treat? The world may never know, except for the ducks of the world. And they grow with power with every bowl of delicious green veggies given to them. Be ready. Tonight we ride.

Aaron Littleton is your host and he is turning safe search off for Poland. John Hurst is your co-host and he is accidentally making way too many horse-sized animals that are not horses.

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Video Death Loop Pita Krispies

1 pan (variable size)
1 bag of marshmallows
4 coffee cups vegetable oil (nearly expired)
1-2 bag/box of unflavored pita chips
1 video of a guy with with a hammer and a strong opinion of Gustav Mahler Symphony #6
Also the hammer from the video

Crush Pita Chips in bag with hammer to hammer’s preference. Pour into the pan to layer the bottom. Microwave marshmallows to a weird expanded size and place them on top of the chips. Fill the rest of the pan with vegetable oil and remaining chips. Bake?! Bake. Definitely bake.

Serves one (?!) Send remaining to Archive dot Org as thanks.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s freshening up the intern dorms! Aaron Littleton is your co-host and is reframing weird size art.

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There’s a Starman in a Pixar trailer this time. He is currently waiting in the sky. He’d like to come and meet us, but Aaron said to dare let him try! It’s just as well, honestly. It gives the starman (Perhaps the Lightyear, as seen above) more time to think about far more important things. Like cake. God, cake is good. You can’t bring cake with you to space. It’d crumble and get in all the components and sure it’d probably be delicious but also you could die from faulty controls? On the other hand, there’s no 5 second rule in space, so I’m pretty sure the cake stays good. I think it’s worth the risk. What do you all think? This is now a cake podcast. Let us all eat cake.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s now officially a part of the Toy Story timeline. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s got some blood he needs to buy from Marvel.

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What is the best part of waking up? Is it actually successfully waking up, realizing you escaped the clutches of death for at least one more night? Is it the toast from the toaster and/or toaster oven and/or oven wafting through the house? Is it the coffee jingle? Maybe. We are forgetful in our modern age and no longer thank life for the gifts it has given us. We have turned our back from even Rockapella, who have blessed us with a doo wop song based on our favorite franchises. They wait for us at our favorite morning spots, waiting. But we do not come to these locations. We skip the convenience and go right onto the drudge of morning standup meeting, making small talk about The Game with a co-worker who you suspect has not seen The Game for several years. It’s okay, you haven’t too. You just need something to talk about. There’s no fun anymore. Especially if Rockapella is around. They saw to that. You saw to that. We saw to that. Welcome to the human race.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s not allowed to do a bit! Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he doesn’t want to be surprised (Even with a bit!)

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