John Hurst

The spirit of horses are alive, but not the horses themselves! They’re just in another world and they’re racing for… I dunno, reasons? Because they gotta? Maybe it’s like a hummingbird thing and they always gotta keep running so it’s better to put that energy on the track? Hasn’t that one horse girl been in high school for 9 years? Do they retire? Did they join the PGA Senior Tour? We’re not sure and Umamusume is not going to tell us. Write your damn fanfiction. We at CyGames have money to make!

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s lore-dumping about the horse show on an unsuspecting Aaron this episode. Aaron Littleton is your co-host this week and he’s not sharing the extra good pickles from the top shelf.

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It’s time for some German song and dance! Please join us as we use the ancient woodland instruments! A fake wooden fake synthesizer. A Fake bongo/cymbal thing. Fake bird calls. An especially fake backdrop! Together, with the power of lip syncing we will tell this world about how they will perish without trees. But in a really happy way! No, seriously, look up the English translation.

Aaron Littleton is your host this weekend and there’s no after presidency for him. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s saying words that don’t exist extra confidently today.

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Sometimes, you just need to have an impromptu, indecipherable breakdown battle with a bullet. It happens to the best of us, but only KoRn was able to monetize it in a way to make them big. I hear the bullet is making their rounds on the con circuit, punching holes in all the kids’ klassic KorN posters for $20 a pop. Jonathan Davis, lead KoRnman, won’t return his calls, but at least he can put ammo on the table for the little bulletlings. It’s just like how they always says “Something takes a part of me!”

It’s Video Death Loop and it’s time for the new season! Join us now! I dare you!

John Hurst is your host this week and he is regretting not buying that heavy metal barbecue sauce. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s waiting for that delicious big crunch to happen this loop.

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Jingle All The Way is that Christmas Movie most people can get behind. It’s not any of the classics that are overplayed on the television screens this year, for one. It also has Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad in their prime, so people can point and go “I remember that guy!” or even “I remember that guy!” And it’s got a fun little plot and physical comedy. It doesn’t have any reindeer on wheels and the movie probably remembers helium correctly, but that’s okay! That’s okay. We’ll just be here. Jingling. All the way.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s looking to get a paid of squeaky wheels in the future. John Hurst is your co-host and he just wants to remember something, anything!

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We are on break for the rest of the year after this one! Make sure to bless the Horse God for this wonderful life on this domain and have a happy holidays too!

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It is time to jam! Jam it all out. Be sophisticated! Spread it on a biscuit! Eat and enjoy the brand! Get a job in the jam corporation! Realize the fallacy of human kind as we enter the Second Fruit Impact and the dark meaning behind all their fruit juice spreads! How deep do the seeds go? We of Video Death Loop know all the dark secrets. We’re just not sure how to break it to you, our dear listener. Just make sure you enjoy the Level 7 Jams first!

John Hurst is your host this week and he is storing all of his food in his body to hibernate for the winter. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he refuses to believe Polaner All Fruit exists (It does. I’m writing this post so I can say that. Polaner All Fruit is not paying me to say that they exist. But they could!)

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