Year: 2025

Turn around! You’re in a boarding school with Bonnie Tyler are your principal. She makes you practice fencing and kendo at night and that’s a little weird! She wonders around just looking in rooms and not interacting. You ask her for any opinions and input but she’s just wistfully walking along in her formal wear with the thin fabric that wisps around in the wind. Your eyes have started glowing. Are you a vampire? Maybe? You don’t feel vampiry. You’re just worried if next week’s match is going to go well. You’re so tired. You just want to play Chrono Trigger on the Super Nintendo without Principal Bonnie Tyler looking into your room and commenting on your character levels. Turn around. Turn around! Turn–

Aaron Littleton it your host this week and he has sage advice for those who would be tempted to go “subreddit deep” on a mundane subject. John Hurst is your co-host this week and every now and then he falls apart (For spoons.)

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How little can a unicorn be? Well, according ot the film ‘The Little Unicorn” circa 2002: Not little at all! It’s an average size horse! Bigger maybe! It’s got a horn and it glows and everyone wants it and I think we ran out of plot so let’s add like 45 minutes of interpersonal family conflict with David Warner, thank you! And once they’re done, it’s time to really make our new unicorn-related industry go to work. Don’t worry, it’s very humane! Extremely! We swear! The USDA swears!

John Hurst is your host this week and he associates the cloned sheep Dolly with Madden 96 for an incredibly specific reason. Aaron Littleton is your co-host this week and he needs some cool glowy platforms or it is not REAL science.

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Sometimes, something can look like an entire decade and noone can know what year it came from. This is true even for build who lived in the decade. But the scientists over at Video Death Loop have it all figured out when it comes to Camp Wilder, our second ABC TGIF show of the season. What was it about? How did the plot go? Did involve as much surf music and whimsy as they are desperately trying to give in the intro? We don’t know! But we can say we’re pretty sure it might be a 90s show. Maybe. At least someone didn’t have to die by hamburger to become a (teen) angel! … Actually, we have no idea there also. We’ll check wikipedia after I finish writing this.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is getting that cheap hit so Fandango can win the dark match. John Hurst is your co-host and he is the heralder of surf music in the 90s.

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The Burger King Kid’s Club (BK Kid’s Club to the cool ones out there) was a radical set of kids being radical in your radically marketed mind. They needed someone to combat the monstrosities McDonald’s was giving us with years and eons of lore, just in case Mayor McCheese ever decided to unleash the Grimace or one of his many cousins on the neighboring fast food chains in the same section of town. The results would be brutal and what better way to combat monsters than a ragtag group of children banding up together to learn about friendship and/or burgers? Would the artist making the BK Kids, in their cyberpunkian glory, also realize he was a part of the plot? Would the editor? Where does the inception end? Maybe after we get our box of meal prep chips in the mail. We got corn chips this week! It’s going to be a good one.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s thinking of things in terms of what you can wear on your belt like a totally cool person and not like a dad with sunglasses, okay?! Aaron Littleton is your newly appointed co-host and he’s got some historical Gilgamesh fanfiction just for you.

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Hey everyone! It’s Teen Angel! The Angel that was a Teen! He’s dead now! They made sure of that! For this hilarious (debatable) comedy! Wow! He’s solving his friends problems? Or making new ones? He’s only going to be doing it for 17 episodes though, so you better figure out your life by then! He might not be able to physically go beyond making Austin Powers jokes! His mind did not finish developing before death! Yeah baby, yeah!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is on the serious side of the very important lunch chart graph we make in this episode. John Hurst is your co-host this week and he is entering Hibernation 2.0, as the tech bros will dub it.

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