Imagine you’re a frozen pizza. You’re almost there already so this should be easy. It’s pretty great. You chill in a freezer, you preserve yourself and hey you may even be pretty tasty in a pinch! But what if you could rotate for everyone to see? You could be the star of the party! Or the bachelor pad! Or the bachelor in the bachelor pad! Get heated on with the Pizzazz Pizza Cooker! Ignore the stains from what seems to be non-pizza foodstuffs. And hair. And maybe toothpaste? You look at your bachelor’s teeth. You’re not sure if he can consume solid foods. You’re a solid food. You worry. His name is Jarron. He doesn’t own a lamp.
Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s in charge of the timeclocks that don’t do anything cool physically! John Hurst is your co-host and he’s got a cake to frost later on.
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