Year: 2019

S3, Intermission 1 – THE OPEN ROAD!!!

Hey there! This week, due to everything shifting the wrong way, we were unable to record a normal episode! But we have technology in our pockets and a boring road ahead of us, so we recorded THIS for you instead! Come order a large imported catfish meal and enjoy!

Neither Aaron and John are the host this week. Your host is the UNCARING, OPEN ROAD. HUG ITS ASPHALT EMBRACE.

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S3:E35 – Captain Jack Live

Mark Zuckerberg swivels in his chair to face the picture window behind him. So close that he can hear the deep bass thumping, a Captain Jack concert has been hastily assembled. He can see the stage even from here. “Too close,” he whispers to himself. “Far, far too close. I’m slipping.” Idly, his hand brushes against a framed photo, worn with age. The captain smiles at him from the past, a knowing grin. Power is in his every tooth. Crewman Zuckerberg shudders.

This week we watched Captain Jack performing…Captain Jack. Live. Somewhere. For someone. A great mystery.

John Hurst hosts and spins the big wheel. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and patrols the moat.

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S3:E34 – Hank Williams Jr. “Are You Ready for Some Football” Music Video

Deep under the Pentagon, there is a door. An armed guard stands at this door, ever watchful. Should you present the proper credentials, you will be allowed beyond. Inside is a brightly lit and sterile elevator. Should you take that elevator down as  far as it goes you may find yourself in a large, open space underground. To the naked eye, it may look like an indoor football field. But to the nation’s top military commanders, it looks like the training grounds for America’s elite freedom strike force. Enemies of America: Are you ready for some football?

This week we watched the weirdly long music video for Hank Williams Jr.’s “Are You Ready for Some Football” and we can confirm that we are not.

Aaron Littleton hosts and joins the tribe. John Hurst co-hosts and has a full name.

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S3:E33 – Don’t Put It In Your Mouth

Listen kids don’t put that salad in your mouth. It’s…not healthy OK. Nothing here is healthy. You can’t eat anything at this restaurant, or at least you shouldn’t.

We watched this weird Canadian PSA about not putting things in your mouth.  You should watch it too and learn its secrets.

John Hurst hosts and becomes a viral sensation. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and scares his dog.

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S3:E32 – Evanescence “Bring Me to Life” Music Video

There are some search terms that you just know will form a powerful intersection of energies; a load-bearing support of the deep human psyche. Before you even finish typing the phrase, you can begin to feel the weight of the results. Past that electronic Rubicon, you know there is an inescapable puissance of madness. Perhaps the king of such search terms? “Evanescence” + “Sonic the Hedgehog”.

This week we watched Evanescence’s seminal “Bring Me to Life” music video.  You’ve… seen the memes I’m sure.

Aaron Littleton hosts and really wants to talk about zoning boards. John Hurst co-hosts and refuses mayonnaise.

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