S8:E1 – KoЯn – Freak on a Leash

Sometimes, you just need to have an impromptu, indecipherable breakdown battle with a bullet. It happens to the best of us, but only KoRn was able to monetize it in a way to make them big. I hear the bullet is making their rounds on the con circuit, punching holes in all the kids’ klassic KorN posters for $20 a pop. Jonathan Davis, lead KoRnman, won’t return his calls, but at least he can put ammo on the table for the little bulletlings. It’s just like how they always says “Something takes a part of me!”

It’s Video Death Loop and it’s time for the new season! Join us now! I dare you!

John Hurst is your host this week and he is regretting not buying that heavy metal barbecue sauce. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s waiting for that delicious big crunch to happen this loop.

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S7:E40 – Jingle All the Way Movie Trailer

Jingle All The Way is that Christmas Movie most people can get behind. It’s not any of the classics that are overplayed on the television screens this year, for one. It also has Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad in their prime, so people can point and go “I remember that guy!” or even “I remember that guy!” And it’s got a fun little plot and physical comedy. It doesn’t have any reindeer on wheels and the movie probably remembers helium correctly, but that’s okay! That’s okay. We’ll just be here. Jingling. All the way.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s looking to get a paid of squeaky wheels in the future. John Hurst is your co-host and he just wants to remember something, anything!

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We are on break for the rest of the year after this one! Make sure to bless the Horse God for this wonderful life on this domain and have a happy holidays too!

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S7:E39 – Polaner All Fruit Commercial

It is time to jam! Jam it all out. Be sophisticated! Spread it on a biscuit! Eat and enjoy the brand! Get a job in the jam corporation! Realize the fallacy of human kind as we enter the Second Fruit Impact and the dark meaning behind all their fruit juice spreads! How deep do the seeds go? We of Video Death Loop know all the dark secrets. We’re just not sure how to break it to you, our dear listener. Just make sure you enjoy the Level 7 Jams first!

John Hurst is your host this week and he is storing all of his food in his body to hibernate for the winter. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he refuses to believe Polaner All Fruit exists (It does. I’m writing this post so I can say that. Polaner All Fruit is not paying me to say that they exist. But they could!)

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S7:E38 – Education Connection Girl Commercial

Sure, you could contact colleges yourself. But why would you if you can listen to this bop while having them contact the colleges for you? The choice is clear. You got TV to watch. You don’t have time to learn about learning! Anyway, break time’s over; time to sling these ketchup and mustard bottles to the customers!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s got a sketchy kickstarter for you! John Hurst is the world’s co-host and he’s dropping the first Pokemon on Mars.

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S7:E37 – San Diego Fire Department Christmas Tree Demonstration

Sometimes you just want to nestle in a warm blanket and watch a bunch of fire department demonstration videos on how quick things can go up in flames. Christmas Trees! Deep Frying Turkeys! Obscure Plugin Assemblies! The world is your oyster and that world is on fire! But you don’t have to cover it up further. You don’t have to fake your way into the fire. Let the fire play out its sililoquy. You’re just butting in! Now, pass over the buffalo sauce.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s recommending this recipe with ground beef in it in five paragraphs or more. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and is a hard working Christmas tree too.

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