S7:E1 – Quiznos “We Love the Subs” Ad

It’s a rather good time for you to review your internet culture. Like a yearbook, it’s good to fondly reminisce about whatever you were into. Like rose tinted glasses and Quiznos Subs and flash animation. You smile as you turn the page. Where did the time go? You shake your head and laugh. It went away. Now these new sub shops are giving away soft serve and making you beg for your sub in ten seconds or less. It was a simpler time for sub serving. You just toasted your sub and ate until there were no more peppers at the pepper bar. Rather good indeed.

Anyway, welcome to Firehouse!!!!!!!!

John Hurst is your host and he is partially Horse Certified(tm). Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s getting the blender out for this idea.

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S6:E45 – Final Fantasy with Christmas Lights

It’s that time of year ago! The time of year where the Jones’ turn on their holiday lights and annoy the crap out of the rest of the neighborhood with that there role playing game music synchronized. They don’t even feel the reason for the season, which is straight capitalism! They have to apply nostalgia to it too? Bah humbug! Christmas is where the wallet is at! Buy another box of bone broth and stick it in your kid’s stocking and they’ll be glad to have it! They can drink it while listening to LFO like we used to! What was I talking about? Oh, yes, Christmas Lights! Anyway, the bone broth–

Enjoy the last episode for Season 6! After a short break, we’ll see you in 2023 for Season 7!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s saying GIF the right way. John Hurst is your co-ho-(ho?)-[ho??]-Host and he also is saying GIF the right way.

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S6:E44 – Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away

You can tell us a story anyway you like. You can weave you tale and flourish it with the most fantastic language. You can win prize after prize. But we bet none of it equals the saga that is “Horse kicks tree, farts on dog then runs away.” Not even Hemmingway would dare approach such a startling tale. But Video Death Loop has. We’re doing it for the future children. They can thank us in their own time. Don’t let your neural-english teacher-bot tell you there is symbolism in something there isn’t. You will know the truth now! But beware; the knowledge you see will set you free, but you will also wail in what you cannot have! Enjoy!!!

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s Golf Cart Certified(tm). Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he has a dire proclamation to declare to the future digital citizens.

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S6:E43 – Guy Falling Down Stairs Vine

Vine was the perfect place to go to watch videos of people falling stairs. That’s why they had to get rid of it. That’s why we’re stuck in the social media migration we’re in now. If we had Vine still none of us would be dealing with that. We’d just be dealing with the sheer amount of injuries we all would have from trying to fall down steps and making Bad Idea Ramen. We’d all have our degrees in Haunting and life would be a utopia. But no, it had to go away. We had to live a normal life. A life outside of six seconds. Tragedy. Pure, Greek tragedy.

Anyway, don’t eat our ramen recipe, for the love of Vine.

Aaron is your host this week and he’s selling certificates from beyond the grave (Your grave, not his; Don’t be silly.) John is your co-skeleton and he’s thankful for that trash by his front door after all.

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S6:E42 – Love Hina Opening

You’re working for the Middle State Anime Convention Trading Company. You got a fresh supply of Love Hina‘s taken from Minnesota you’re sending downstream to St. Louis and you get a 10% bonus if it’s out before the imports start making their way to the dockside dealer halls. Life is hard, but it has its ups and down. For every Mazinger there’s a Chargeman Ken, as they say in the industry. Oh so you think they might say. You haven’t stepped off the boat in 20 years. You adjust your reading glasses to read the yellow text at the bottom of the screen. You hope Keitaro chooses Konno. This is the life you lead and you let noone tell you otherwise.

John Hurst is your host today and he’s not going to relive his AMV-making past. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s just an ooolllllllld captain on the river just a-rolling.

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