John Hurst

S7:E23 – Junior Senior – Move Your Feet Music Video

Everybody! It is unequivalably required by you, the consumer, to move your feet and move your body! Preferably in a direction that leads to the local tanning salons where you will find great deals on ways to get a tan that does not involve (too much) of the sun! Please enjoy our salad bar. Or not! We’re pretty chill about it. Don’t put tomatoes on your eyes.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s sneaking some croutons into the booth. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s got the same speech planned out whether he wins the presidency or not.

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S7:E22 – Mr. T Snickers Commercial

It’s tough being Mr. T. You got to act tough all the time. Wear the chains. Yell at a dude bro. Drive in a tank. Throw a snickers at some wimp. It wears down on a person. Noone asks if Mr. T wants a snickers. He can only distribute. Sure he could go into the stash he has in the tank but that’s just not right; that box of snickers are exclusively for wimps who need more nuts. It’s like admitting defeat! So he drives and he drives and the sun comes down and the moon has come and long ago somebody has left with the cup and– Wait, now I’m just quoting “The Distance” by Cake, aren’t I?

…. HE’S GOING THE DISTANCE. HE’S GOING FOR SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s measuring curling lanes by tank treads. John Hurst is your co-host and you got to use him for the whole hour regardless, sorry.

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S7:E21 – Red Hot Chili Peppers – Californication Music Video

Hello. Welcome to Californication. We hope you enjoy our new open beta. Please keep all hands and feet inside the ride as we introduce you to four shirtless dudes who are both shirtless in fantasy and reality. Adding a shirt to these individuals is not allowed. Especially for Flea. He’s got us this sweet Silicon Graphics Workstation to make this with after all.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s stuck on the theme park ride waiting to hijack it from the next conductor/co-worker. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he can spot a bigfoot from a hundred yards in SD Youtube Clarity.

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S7:E20 – Monster Wars – Grave Digger vs Carolina Crusher

YOU MISERABLE, MANIC MONSTER! How dare you turn these cars into humans! Humans who can barley crush things like that of a monster truck! I wanted to see monster trucks crushing the spirit of American muscle cars! Not these mom jean wearing fools! Those thighs could barely crush an apple juice carton! Now, Grave Digger Human, that’s a thigh! We can depend on those to help us through any sort of leg day troubles! Help us, Grave Digger Human! Take us away and back to our Sunday Monster Truck Rally!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s rejecting these new fangled Shakespearean words. John Hurst is your co-host this week and he’s solving crime as the Vice President.

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S7:E19 – Tag Team – Whoomp! (There It Is)

Party People! Are you ready to jam? Jock Jam, even? Maybe even to slam for four points in tiny basketball? Tag Team is back again. We’re back too. We’re all hanging out at the combination tiny basketball court/50s diner together. Maybe you could join us too? It’s there. Where it is. You know. Whomp. Whomp, I suppose!

John Hurst is your host this week and he dares to dunk on the sabbath. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s got some really neat VSTs and filters for potato chips.

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