In the world of wrestling, appearance is everything. You have to look intimidating. Look strong. Look fast. Look commercial if you’re certain wrestlers that keep getting pushed despite fan reaction. You need the whole package. But what happens when the package unravels itself at your door step and the UPS man gives up and just throws it at the door? Well, you probably got a Shockmaster on your hands. If you are unfamiliar with The Shockmaster and his shiny, sparkly helmet stolen from his 501st Legion roommate prior to DragonCon, then please watch this video. Then come back as we discover the true, shocking story of… THE SHOCKMASTER!
Hey, if it was a good enough line for Sting, it’s a good enough line for me.
John Hurst hosts this week, having forgotten how the English language worked prior to entering the building. Aaron Littleton co-hosts, with vision of construction worker ghosts in his head. If you like the show, don’t forget to rate us on iTunes or wherever you found us!
No matter how much you try to act like you’re in the movie Goodfellas, you’re just going to look like a color-coordinated bowling team. It’s Pawn Stars! Let’s sell things off screen and then try to find a plot to film before everyone clocks out at five, okay?
Aaron Littleton is your host this week, keeping track of the how old each individual member of Pawn Stars is getting by the second. John Hurst co-hosts, frantically trying to find anything to appease a History channel audience in 23 minute chunks.
It’s back to the ancient internet this week with a Japanese Chu Chu Rocket commercial, possibly made at 3 AM before the commercial was due for broadcast! It’ll take longer to read this than to watch the commercial! Loop it for yourself! And then come back as we reveal the truth behind the future of our space program. Let’s Dolphin Jet!
John Hurst hosts this week after finalizing NASA’s budget for cats and mice. Aaron Littleton co-hosts, hiding cleverly behind the sound barrier.
Sometimes you just need to express your angst in the only way possible: By editing together anime music videos to Linkin Park music and putting it up on the internet for all to see. We’ve all been there. One moment you’re browsing through MySpace confused by all these new emotions and the next moment you’re putting all that work into a creative endeavor that will be displayed for all the local anime con to see. And that’s a good thing! You’re being creative and making something happen! But then you delete all evidence of it someone uploads it with a “I do not own this!” 11 years later. Because they will and you will find it again. You may laugh at your younger self, and all of the deep emotion you felt when you added in all those scenes of the main character of Rurouni Kenshin looking at things off screen. But you may also wonder why you didn’t make it to “Been a While” by Staind and base it off of Neon Genesis Evangelion instead. So you open up your video editor again and the cycle begins anew.
Aaron Littleton is your host this week, perfecting his podcast shed to compliment his other podcast shed. John Hurst co-hosts from behind his sweet Windows Movie Maker video setup.
Guys, it’s the Air Bud movie trailer. If us talking about the trailer to a movie where a dog performs feats many humans cannot do in a celebrated sport does not entice you, I don’t know what else we can do! The dog uses middle school rulebook loopholes and a vast disregard for our entire species’ sports ability in order to give us slick free throws and sick dunks. There’s a clown guy and he’s the bad guy but also may just be an insane person who has a car that does not follow the logic of how cars run? I bet you didn’t know that! I bet you’ve haven’t even watched Air Bud! Prove me wrong, buddy!
John Hurst hosts this week’s episode, attempting to meld together our various podcast slogans into one Frankenstein Monster Podcast Slogan(tm). Aaron Littleton co-hosts and works on his near-perfect Mr. Grimm from Twisted Metal cosplay.