X-Men! Welcome! To Podcast! The 90s X-Men cartoon is the defining point of what X-Men is to the Video Death Loop crew and that opening is no small part to do with it. But how well does it handle being on loop? Can we sit idle as Cyclops screams, red lasers pointed to the sky? Can we get through the fonts of characters who haven’t earned a proper logo yet? How many times can Jean Grey die in a single podcast episode? Tune in to find out!
Aaron Littleton hosts this week, having successfully ordered all Video Death Loop episodes by parallel universe and brand line. John Hurst co-hosts this week, right before he was killed off-screen by pirates for mixing up a name of a Harry Potter character with the name of a Shakespearean character holy crap how did that happen.
From the first few seconds of the Japanese Spider-Man opening from Toei, we know we’re dealing with a different type of spider beast. He looks like Spider-Man! He fights (sorta) like Spider-Man! He even rides of motorcycle like Spider-Man (If Peter Parker could afford a motorcycle.) But can he pay the rent on time like Spider-Man? While cleverly hiding his 100 foot tall robot from all suspecting personnel? While his landlord harbors a dark secret of his own?! Tune in to this weeks Video Death Loop and find out! Wow!
John Hurst hosts this week, hailing as the last survivor of the Planet Spider. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and rides his motorcycle throughout ALL the dangerous situations.
BIG WARNING: The video version of this week’s episode is incredibly NSFW. The audio version is less so, but we are talking about graphic things, so be advised. It is definitely not safe for horses. Be warned!
When you begin a new year, you want to start it out right. It’s a clean slate! You think about all the things you want to do, how to do it, and all the positive changes you are going to make. You look forward to it. The endless possibilities before you! Make the day yours!
The thing you least expected, however, is to come face to face with an infomercial about “quick” and “easy” horse castration. Looping. Endlessly. Even at 7 minutes per loop (A new VDL record!), we may have come across our greatest opponent yet.
Welcome to 2017, everyone.
Aaron Littleton hosts this week and applies the proper ointment to expedite the procedure. John Hurst co-hosts and has cashed in all his Marlboro Points to escape.
Do you remember, in a time before there were things like laws or ethics, when major corporations would produce half-hour commercials and have the audacity to call it a “television show”? Of course you do, because you were a child in the 80s or 90s and all of your most precious childhood memories are about that kind of garbage. Sure, you don’t remember what your grandfather looked like, but you remember Captain N’s sick Nintendo Zapper®!
Anyway, in a deluded effort to excise ourselves of the lasting effects of being emotionally manipulated at a tender age for dehumanizing capitalistic gains, we watched the Captain N theme song on loop!